Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Great Quotes About Sex

This is an internet classic, but I thought I'd post it here, 'cause their so damn funny!

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

You Don't Realise How Privileged You Are

Here's a link to The Hour With George Stromboulopoulos' segment called Disinformation. The goal of this segment is to clear up common held assumptions about the world we live in currently. Now the reason for this post. Even I was shocked by this;70% of the world's population, have never even heard a dial tone. Think about that for a second. Never mind TV, cell phones, the net. 70% of the world have not even dealt with, what we would consider, the the most basic modern technology. Watch the piece and learn more about the possible impact this has.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

A Man After My Own Heart

Once again, why Dave Chappelle is a comedy genius.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

The Godfather Part 1 In Less Than 2 Minutes!

It helps if you've seen the original in it's 3 hour entirety. But you got to admit, it boils it right down the bare plot essentials and is quite funny in how they do it. Enjoy!